Sunday, December 27, 2009

Avoid using Alphabet Soup


...to make a phone call.

Seriously. It doesn't work.
I learned this in a dream I had the other night. For some reason, I was trying to call my friend K to ask her if she could stop by my house and feed the cats, but I was having a lot of trouble dialing her number because I couldn't find a '1' in the bowl of alphabet soup I was using to call her.
Honestly, I don't drink. I really don't.
Maybe I should.
Anyway, I finally gave up and decided to try a phone. That worked a lot better.
So I pass this knowledge on to you. Don't use alphabet soup to make a phone call...there are not enough numbers in it.
In other news:
When will pretty young starlets learn NOT to MARRY Charlie Sheen? I mean, really, how hard could it be to resist the guy?


3 comments:

Jen said...

Next you'll dream of using a rotary phone.

Do they still sell alphabet soup?

Bernadette Gardner and Jennifer Colgan said...

I have a rotary phone in my basement, believe it or not. It is not easy to use.

I'm sure after eveyone finds out you can't use alphabet soup to make a phone call, sales will go way down.

Jen said...

I love the sound of a rotary phone -- clickclickclickclickclick