Friday, August 04, 2006

I Need A Hero!

Bonnie Tyler said it best in her song:

Where have all good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life

I need a hero!

WANTED: Hero for an edgy, dark paranormal novel. Must meet all the above listed requirements and be willing to take on a heroine who is unorthodox and unique with her own set of demons to dispel. Must be able to hold his own in a fight, physical or verbal and...okay, it wouldn’t hurt if he drives a cool car.

Interested parties please contact my muse. She will be conducting interviews starting immediately. Have your resume, an 8x10 glossy and a chocolate bar ready should you be called. Dress appropriately – dark colors, leather preferred, and a good set of running shoes, you’ll need them.


Jodie said...


You might want to check out a modeling site. They always have nice photos there :)

Bernadette Gardner and Jennifer Colgan said...

Ooh, I love those. I was hoping to get some 'in-person' applications though...ROTFL!

Annalee Blysse said...

LOL. Sounds good for a way to liven up my personal life too! :) Single women amongst us might agree.

Jodie said...

You can always email for an interview for their creds. That doesn't cost money does it? :p