Thirteen things Google says Jennifer needs...
1. Jennifer needs a cold shower...no really. I’m fine. Honestly.
2. Jennifer needs a smack daddy...I know I’m hopelessly naïve, but what’s a smack daddy?
1. Jennifer needs a cold shower...no really. I’m fine. Honestly.
2. Jennifer needs a smack daddy...I know I’m hopelessly naïve, but what’s a smack daddy?
3. Jennifer needs help...in sooo, sooo many ways.
4. Jennifer needs to leave some mystery in her life...I have plenty of mystery thanks. Like where do those socks go when they disappear from the dryer?
5. Jennifer needs to be thankful for being discovered...damn skippy I do.
6. Jennifer needs to do five things...only five??
7. Jennifer needs to get laid...ROTFL. My DH tells me this all the time.
8. Jennifer needs your votes...yes, I do. Vote for me and I will end narcissism in your lifetime!
9. Jennifer needs to develop age-appropriate language for social situations...you bet your effin’ a$$ I do.
10. Jennifer needs a man...several, in fact, who would be willing to clean out my basement.
11. Jennifer needs your help again...I’m a pest, aren’t I?
12. Jennifer needs to move on really badly...yes. I need to get over the fact that there will never be a sixth season of Angel.
13. Jennifer also needs financial guidance...that would assume that I have finances. Which I don’t. I’m a starving writer, doncha know?
4. Jennifer needs to leave some mystery in her life...I have plenty of mystery thanks. Like where do those socks go when they disappear from the dryer?
5. Jennifer needs to be thankful for being discovered...damn skippy I do.
6. Jennifer needs to do five things...only five??
7. Jennifer needs to get laid...ROTFL. My DH tells me this all the time.
8. Jennifer needs your votes...yes, I do. Vote for me and I will end narcissism in your lifetime!
9. Jennifer needs to develop age-appropriate language for social situations...you bet your effin’ a$$ I do.
10. Jennifer needs a man...several, in fact, who would be willing to clean out my basement.
11. Jennifer needs your help again...I’m a pest, aren’t I?
12. Jennifer needs to move on really badly...yes. I need to get over the fact that there will never be a sixth season of Angel.
13. Jennifer also needs financial guidance...that would assume that I have finances. Which I don’t. I’m a starving writer, doncha know?
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14 comments:
Yes, see what you can do about working on that age-appropriate language. LOL!
Cute list. :)
Isn't it amazing what you learn about yourself from Google? Loved it!
These are always so funny.
And did your husband offer to take care of that little problem?
LOL Starving writer. Come on over and I'll make ya a samwich. LOL
Happy T13!
Rene wished Jennifer gets all of those things and more. ;)
Maybe the smack daddy is supposed to help you get laid? Muhahahaha! :)
LOL. I love these.
And when the guys in #10 are done, can you send them over?
I never get tired of doing this hilarious Google game. It's just too much fun! Loved your TT!
My TT features mini-excerpts from my books. :-)
Love it! Especially the starving writer one. *g*
I thought mine was the only husband who said that. Lol...
Fantastic list!
I can help you out with #9 - I blogged about "13 words from "Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth". Some of the words on that site are hilarious. Some are just gross, but - it was an entertaining subject to write about >G<.
dieing laughing at: Jennifer needs to develop age-appropriate language for social situations...you bet your effin’ a$$ I do.
i love these google searches. so dang funny!
:) I've got to try this for Bernadette next.
These are hilarious! It's so nice to know that we can find out what we need in life by just goggling it. :-D
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